By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

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Miss_Michaela 10

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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mattorama 15

Really hate to say it, but anyone who has a "morning smoothie" very well may be overweight.

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onecrazybitch 0

It's a smoothie, which is usually made with fruit and can be very healthy. Not a milkshake, which is probably what you're thinking of

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Calyx_fml 21

Better to reduce the calories in the shake.

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onecrazybitch 0

Slip him sleeping pills AND laxatives tonight ... just make sure you sleep on the couch

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brina53 4

Sry, to hear that op, I hope he at least did his research before slipping meds unbeknownst to u; making sure they had no bad side effects.

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fallingstarsxox 8

Hey then just try and loose 10 lb

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nicknamekenny 1

Fatty fatty 2by4 can't fit though the door

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cherrygurl101 0

A smoothie every morning? That's why your fat

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KiddNYC1O 20

Many smoothies promote well-being...

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meshee03 0

maybe you should be drinking smoothies every morning then ?

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BRidgetg123 0

you should fart in his face

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arysmomee 2

maybe you should take.that as a hint that hr doesn't like fat people. lose weight or he will probably cheat on you.lol

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fml_ydi79 15

Way to promote a healthy mindset to the teens who read this..... Top job

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