Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher....

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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Maths is hard

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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By wasted time - 19/12/2013 09:09 - United States

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By slamo - 06/08/2009 10:10 - Australia

Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML

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By mylifereallyISeffed - 22/07/2009 10:43 - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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You deserved it 2 671

By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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You deserved it 3 257

Calculated revenge

By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 04:00

Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 172

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 22 September 2010 0:32

Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.

Alzied 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 0:30

FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.

Comments

rmeyer6 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:25

maybe she should date your English teacher so you actually pass the class

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 1 July 2011 19:43

Oh ffs this is just stupid now... Also, it's an s, even if it were incorrect (which, by the way, it isn't) it could've been a typo rather than the OP being genuinely stupid.

Black_Letter 19

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:57

YDI for expecting a cheap grade just because your mom is doing your teacher.

redbeater 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:26

apparrently English too...

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:01

Are people really this thick? Are people really so thick that they cannot read one of the many, many comments that say that Maths is an acceptable word? Or use Google.

delfino1604 24

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:34

the agreement was if I let you pork my mother then you pass me in math!

Superllama12 11

Friday 21 October 2011 0:42

"Maths" teacher? Are you failing English, too?

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 21 October 2011 17:18

Learn to read.

I_lost_the_game 25

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:30

I feel your pain. I've read every comment on here and I can see you've tried to corrected everyone, yet there are still some people who think reading is for nerds. Some people.

nela25 23

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:16

People it's only in the US where you say math, however the correct term is maths, since its short for mathematics. The rest of the world refers to it as the latter of the two.

baxminc 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:54

the people who said maths is wrong our idiots, thats actually the correct term, and oh i guess ur failing english as well you ignorant american losers!

TreeStarOsaurus 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:11

How about English?

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 24 February 2012 22:38

Stop trying to be a smart arse and actually read things before you make yourself look like an idiot by repeating something that has already been corrected a million times. Maths is a correct term, deal with it!