By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.

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yamatelle 19

What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.

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missamazinggg 12

At least you're his only girlfriend;)

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iilovecokee 6

He sounds like a little five year old boy who thinks every girl that talks to him is his girlfriend. It's weird how our life comes full circle, it's like our brain is reversing in age.

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bree_hehe 0

sadly I know where you r coming from I had an 80 year old man that I worked with tell everyone he had sex dreams about me and he used to email me at night (never happened) make it clear to him that u have no interest in him there is no need to be nice to him just because he is old do not talk to him or make eye contact

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YoshiXclusive 0

He could be a fake version of Freddie coogar!

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cacb90 5

Just like the old man from family guy.

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weirdo22228 4

time for peice in the purse and a rape wistle

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mattjakon 6

if your name is Natalie that's my grandpa..

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