By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 368
You deserved it 2 418

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TheDrifter 23

Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.

yamatelle 19

What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.