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next time you see him flash him...he's not going to be around much longer
Ya like popsicles...I got a whole lot of them down in the cellar
Sugardaddy, for sure
He'll be dead in a few years. Don't worry
I think thats something you should tell the police
Unless he actually tries inappropriate contact or you hear screams comming from his basment. He's probably just a lonely old man. Be nice to him but establish boundries right away. Remember one day you will be old and lonely too (if you live that long). Karma may serve you well if you are kind now.
Hes an old man,let him think so,won't hurt anyone. but if i were you i'd check if my door was locked,old man might wanna visit his girlfriend ;)
Hey atleast you won't be lonely!
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Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.
What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.