By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
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xshyguyx 0

Maybe she is imaginary...

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Armadyl 0

I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.

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moonlight_daze 8

The Virginia Tech shooter had an imaginary girlfriend..

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DoomJeff91 2

She was a controlling bitch though.

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moonlight_daze 8

Thanks for informing me. I was under the mistaken impression that your pun was unintended.

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HarlequinHatter 0

That has got to be the best joke I've ever heard ever.

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x_sta 0

not her fault that she didnt reply right away. you can always bring her over and show her to your fam.

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Jimbo2000 0

Just because she didn't respond, doesn't mean your life is fuked. my girl didn't reply back right when I text her, but then again she is not always carry the phone on her person.

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The_Pleb 0

i never reply to texts so people think im busy doing somethin fun, in reality im doin shit all. FML

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Calaura9 0

Well at least you can bring her home and do her, everyone will think you are faking anyway. Make her leave out of a window and tell everyone you two just made love.

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Blondilicous 0

they will think he's masturbating

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plexico 3

Not only does your whole family think she's imaginary, all of us out here in FML land think so, too. Imaginary girlfriends are great. Their **** dispense milkshakes, their ******* taste like honey and their assholes like doughnuts. They never have periods, they don't fart, they don't complain if you stare at other girls or call them by the wrong name during a climax. And, when you are done with them, you just forget them and they don't come back to boil your rabbit. Plus, you can have imaginary girlfriends when you are married, and your wife can't do a goddam thing about it!

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girlygirl666 0

Oh noes! Then I must be an imaginary girlfriend!

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plexico 3

Yes, girlygirl666, You're doing very well blowing me right now here in my office and though I don't do anal in real life, I loves the donutses! How exactly you are positioned is not relevant since you are imaginary. Even better, your tit milkshakes are zero calories!

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girlygirl666 0

Well damn! I'm not a very good imaginary girlfriend then since I hate giving oral. My milkshakes are delicious, though.

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

hahahaha wow those four comments just made my homework tolerable Congratulations

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