Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice...

By Moose - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States - Charleston

Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

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Same thing different taste

By cherbear1000 - 17/06/2013 04:33 - United States - Nottingham

Today, my daughter had ice cream while I was napping. She didn't want me to know so she put the bowl in the trashcan and put the spoon in the garbage disposal and turned it on, because she thought it would make the spoon disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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By SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda - 02/07/2016 02:37 - United States

Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML

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For science

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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By #201 - 05/02/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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You absolute melt

By hkkilla - 16/03/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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How's the diet going?

By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 20:01

Today, I bought 3 buckets of expensive low-calorie ice cream because it was on sale, only to discover it tastes rather awful. I thought I liked that stuff… Oh, I remember now, I did like it… After mixing it with lots of chocolate spread. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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SurfSnowSkate7 7

Friday 7 December 2012 23:17

I'm not gonna lie. I find that hilarious.

MrHotShot22 6

Friday 7 December 2012 23:23

At least you didn't shoot your eye out...

Comments

ICastillo 24

Friday 7 December 2012 23:30

OP you didn't know that the freezer makes things cold and freezes things..well now you know, while trying to get that spoon unstuck from your tongue.

LiterOfCola 16

Friday 7 December 2012 23:32

We should start calling OP Lloyd. Or maybe dumber. Hmm.

whiteboy896 9

Friday 7 December 2012 23:33

Uh Duhhhhh.

gracehi 31

Friday 7 December 2012 23:34

Wait... You mean freezing temperatures have the same effect whether it occurs naturally or artificially? NO WAY!!!!

olpally 32

Friday 7 December 2012 23:42

"A Christmas story" all over again. Lmao. Way to go, genius. the moon is also made of cheese.

Futacy 29

Friday 7 December 2012 23:45

Looks like someone failed eighth grade science class.

nop200 3

Saturday 8 December 2012 4:00

Eighth grade science curriculum: - geology - ecology - sticking your tongue to various metal objects

Futacy 29

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:34

Passing eighth grade science usually requires knowing that metal is a conductor of heat and electricity. A combination of this and common sense should tell you that the frozen spoon will freeze the saliva on your toungue, making it stick.