Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed... - FML

By KatiRozz1 - 17/04/2013 17:40 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

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RoseTheOdd 5

Thursday 18 April 2013 21:09

I'm the op :) The song is called "Choudo ii ino" which means, "It's just right" if you look up the lyrics for it (with the english translation) it becomes pretty obvious what it's about. my friend is Japanese, she told me what it meant.

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CrookedCook 14

Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:10

If I found out a song I loved turned out to be about ******, I would laugh about it. honestly, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. if it's catchy, it's catchy.

Silentcrafter11 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:08

Oh...well, that's interesting.

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qr_fml 21

Friday 19 April 2013 14:29

Hahahaa

Playeur87 1

Saturday 20 April 2013 13:33

You were destined young jedi xD

xNiCOlEx_10 5

Wednesday 1 May 2013 6:32

What's OP mean?

Driving_Gaming 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 7:35

OP means original poster. In other words, the person who wrote the FML

29dear 16

Sunday 19 May 2013 7:20

I need to find that song!!!

kiss_1214 17

Friday 27 June 2014 3:26

Am I the only one who want to know what song it is?

klenorris 15

Monday 18 August 2014 9:03

?????

jensenisbatman 12

Monday 8 June 2015 5:16

Wtf Japan

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