By abnormallyadam - 09/02/2016 13:08 - Australia - Footscray

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21

Age is just a number and jail is just a room.

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gabechriswill 19

I remember being in 8th grade and there were 6ft tall students with full beards. sometimes people bloom early, just move on OP. plenty more dudes out there.

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LostInTheZone11 29

My grandparents on my mom's side were born 7 years apart. Maybe wait until he's old enough if you still have a crush on him.

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pandalover69 26

Yeah my maternal grandparents too, except they were both in their 20s when they met. There's a big difference between being in your late 20s and liking someone in their early 20s then being 22 and liking a teen who's not even 18.

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aspecialspecial 21

So what? It's just a number still the same person. If you really like him you'd only have to wait three years to have sex.

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pandalover69 26

Waiting 3 years to have sex with some kid is not worth it. It's just stupid and creepy.

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Fetuskicker666 15

honestly its not that bad, obv u didn't know his age before and now u feel disgusted so your not a bad person. and i know alot of people will prolly dislike this but in the medieval ages people were wedded by that age, its only wrong because society tells you its wrong.

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Zebediabolical 39

Based on the name 'AbnormallyAdam', I would probably assume at first glance that OP is male.

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Zebediabolical 39

I must admit I'm surprised not to see a single mention of pedophilia or ephebophilia in this comment section.

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Seabass_Chan 33

I'm glad you mentioned it. A lot of people don't know the differences. They think any adult going after someone underaged is pedophilia, but there are many different terms. Like Hebephilia, named after the Ancient Greek goddess of youth.

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pandalover69 26

Or you know there are different terms but don't remember them or want to confuse other people so you just call it pedophilia.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Maybe it wasn't mentioned because it obviously doesn't apply? OP is the exact opposite of an ephebophile. They found out the person they were interested in was a teenager and were turned OFF by that knowledge.

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tiger820 20

but now you can train him up the way you want him to be.... ?

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Mooglefox 23

The question now is if you still want the guy

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VIRUSBRAIN 5

that's bogus, the age is never something to care about

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

When it can wind you up in jail or branded as a sex offender, age is absolutely something to care about.

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JackDupp 11

15 will get you 20.

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