By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 196
You deserved it 12 849
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

LuckyCharms_fml 0

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

229 3
lo_k 0

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

96 1

Comments

F_Y_Comments 0

LOL he sucks (for not being able to eat ten hot dogs)

2 0
Dunkel16 0

Agreed.. What kinda man can't do that?

0 0
ryan__h 1

what if they are still going out and like each other? that bet could of turned into something good. you never know

0 0
AntiChrist7 0

YDI for loving such a worthless ass.

0 0
redbluegreen 40

Did he tell you this? It almost sounds like a storyline to a movie.

1 0
redbluegreen 40

Girl: I love you so much. I can't believe you'd date someone like me. Boy: Actually, there's something I need to tell you. Girl: What? Boy: I lost a bet. This is all a fake. Girl: Wha-What? Boy: No, hear me out. I was supposed to eat ten hotdogs and I... I just couldn't finish. I gagged on hotdog #6 when Billy made a joke about how I handle my meat... And... Girl: So these past few weeks have meant nothing to you? Boy: Nada. -Long awkward pause- -Girl starts crying- Boy: Okay, I'll admit this has been fun, but I just can't keep this up anymore. Girl: -in tears- I understand... I think... -Short pause- Boy: Uh, shit. I don't know how to put this, but, uh, your best friend is hot. Can you give her my number sometime?

5 0
dutchguy 0

or just quote 'She's All That' ;) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160862/

0 0
redbluegreen 40

Do I want to know how you know the storyline of this movie? Tons of teenage movies have this similar story line. Its hilarious to imagine in real life. Next thing you know, Sixteen Candles will be a reality.

0 0
Mata_Hari 0

Can I borrow your underwear for 10 minutes?

2 0
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Ouch. At least he liked you enough to stay with you :D how'd you find out? :3 I guess ignorance really is bliss, huh?

0 0
darkmis1 17

I don't think it was true love if you were only together for two weeks.

0 0
Asdas_fml 0

"love of my life" "going out with for two weeks" Something isn't quite matching here...

4 0
xHaniffax 0

he's hardly the love your life if you've only been "going out" for 2 weeks but from that I take it, you like him very much and he's just a jerk I'm sorry, it's not nice. You will find someone better who deserves you

0 0
mangowow 1

Love of your life after only 2 weeks? LOL Just for that, YDI

0 0
Mulada 0

It reminds me of a little novel called "Twilight"

2 0
redbluegreen 40

What? Explain. I have no idea where you got that.

0 0
redbluegreen 40

I have read Twilight. I don't remember there being a bet in place. I remember the stupid cheesy teenage love part. But this story did not need that reference. I might bring in a Harry Potter reference, because it still has something in common. I hate when people bring Twilight into other things.

0 0
xmyxonlyxhopex 0

i think she/he is referring to the fact that Edward and Bella were so in deep love after only having a few conversations with eachother. And what Harry Potter reference would you have for this? Serious question. I really want to know. =]

0 0