By hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
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perdix 29

You mean you give him sex for free? This is why most men work. Weed, beer or other intoxicants are usually further down the list of reasons to perform humiliating, tedious labor.

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Enslaved 36

I hope he makes more money than he smokes. If he blows his whole paycheck on getting high, he's an even bigger loser.

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perdix 29

No matter whether his weed expenditure to income balance is a surplus or a deficit, he'll always come out a head.

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TheNewGuy03 28

So, he's getting high to get low, so to speak. |the kid|

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starwind3438 9

I would find another boyfriend that better priorities with his money.

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hateifyouwant 3

Consider yourself lucky, my brother refuses to work at all. He feels its unfair to expect him to live the way someone else tells him to. Bad enough as it is but he also believes that I am a materialistic asshole because I have a job and go to work so I can actually pay my bills.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Wow. Oh, wow. You are a GREAT storyteller! You deserve the I'm-a-*******-great-storyteller award! That story touched my heart and changed my life. No one cares. This is FML, not a sympathy forum.

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hateifyouwant 3

I never asked for sympathy? I was just trying to state the fact that different people place different things in a place of priority in their lives. Nice attitude though. Not a morning person? Maybe try some coffee...

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UTEMTI07 4

At least he is being a responsible pot head.

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mrsayuso 0

That is an oxymoron if I have ever heard one. Lmao responsible pot head? Really?

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AliceLockehart 18

Just putting it out there, it's better than him being with you so he can spend your hard earned money on his drug habit.

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trucker67 10

Yeah this is a good plan - get a job , buy weed , smoke weed , get fired for smoking weed - seems like a failproof plan lol .

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linkinpark98 23

At least he's not laying around the house doing nothing but watching cartoons and eating a bag of Cheetos. Oh wait, that's exactly what he'll be doing.

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tober389 1

I think everyone is ignorant to the fact that weed isn't as bad as you think it it. I smoke almost every other day for about a year and I'm not a "mindless lazy bum". I go to FAU (Florida Atlantic University) and have maintained straight A's. I run a 5k once a week and smaller runs in between. I play soccer almost daily. I have a well paying job. I say if you don't know what you're talking about. Don't make up crap.

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nabee26 15

99- tober389 I totally agree with you! I hate when people make stupid judgements and assumptions about people who smoke pot. It's ridiculous! I smoke pot daily and I run a successful cafe monday thru friday... I wake up at 4am and get home at 5pm.... So to say that all people who smoke pot are lazy ass bums is simply untrue.

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linkinpark98 23

Hey now, I never said I was bashing weed. Smoke it all you'd like, I wouldn't give two *****! All I'm repeating is what people stereotype a stoner to be.

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KommanderKush420 5

If i had a girlfriend I would have thought that OP was taking about me, considering i did just get a job too.

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