Intimacy: Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a...

By Disney - 18/02/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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Not so Magic Kingdom

By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

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We're gonna have a real good time together

By Mjskywalk - 16/02/2022 14:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML

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By rileym797 - 17/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML

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Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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The happiest place on Earth

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 00:01

Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML

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By roberto - 12/11/2010 23:48 - Brazil

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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Saturday 19 February 2011 1:13

You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can **** your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

unmadebed 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:03

seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife

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blad11 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:26

you could just do it anyway. the kids will probably just think you're hurting her.

krez 20

Saturday 19 February 2011 10:35

Bwa ha ha ha ha

Rape_Laser 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:31

most people over 5 know what it means

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:37

Shit, you and me both. I was there last summer.

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:39

agreed

Jim717 1

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:48

Mickey isn't as nice as he might seem.

mariazzz 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:52

lmaoooo cockblocked by Mickey mouse....

alexandra412 2

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:53

I guess you won't be entering her Magic Kingdom. D:

mariazzz 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:58

HAHAHAHA that's gold!

THEmuffinpan 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 6:50

I see black and white, not gold...

lizzyrulesyew 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:55

awwwhhh... NOT! get the hell over it and go have fun in disney land!!!

cockoftherock 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 9:43

put yourself in a mans shoes: after a long day at the ever boring as hell diseney land a) retire to your bed and excitedly wait for another day of nothing b)sex c) there is no option c. d) see option c e) see option d f)see option e g) see option f h) see option g I) see option h

Lisa89 3

Saturday 19 February 2011 13:13

then why book Disneyland up in the first place? they should have booked a place for adults and kids if he wanted sex so badly... or just not go on holiday at all

kmarrs 2

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:11

So basically what your saying is that you are taking an amazing vacation that not everyone in this current economy can afford, and in order to make it something you can afford your wife had to downscale on the hotel room. I'll tell you what, I'll switch you places. I'd take disney world with my kids over sex any day. Now stop whining and enjoy your vacation. You ungrateful ass.