By ohno - 25/03/2012 13:11 - United States - East Stroudsburg

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Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.

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americananarchy 3

Kill em both

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anarchistpunk 3

Haha we aren't an anarchist nation yet dude. But i thought the same thing

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Heinousness 0

One thing that I gave up for lent was "stop thinking of killing others", so I wasn't thinking that. Even if I did that, I would live in hell for eternity. I do and think this even though I usually am not thinking religion. Good idea, though.

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MsConfusedd 27

Looks like you just lot two people you thought loved you, sorry OP

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ftooley 6

How many time you gonna post this one?

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haileyblows 7

the fact that your own brother would have sex with your girlfriend is worse than the fact that your girlfriend would cheat on you....that sucks op.

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HandsomeRatch 20

Nice to know that your brother respects you. Seriously, you're messed up if you do this to your sibling/SO. FYL, OP. Family gatherings are bound to be awkward now (to say the least...).

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albsure23 3

Your bro deserves to get his nuts cut off

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Rbroome21 0

What a terrible girlfriend and brother.

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lolipop1234_fml 7

Give up not kicking the shit out of your brother for lent then.

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