By ohno - 25/03/2012 13:11 - United States - East Stroudsburg

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Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.

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BlueEyesLove 0

Idk which is worse the fact that she cheated on you or the fact that your brother had sex with your girl

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kat2812 1

the fact that his brother screwed his gf. skanks will come and go, if she would cheat (let alone w/ his brother) then she isn't someone he wants to be with anyway. OP, sorry you will have to feel that hurt every time you look at your brother. chances are she will do the same to him (hopefully you don't have anymore asshole siblings). who wants sloppy seconds anyway,or in this ***** case thirds, or fourths...

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HighGTurn 12

He's your bro, kick his ass!! Or tell your parents in him

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nofearjenshere 12

& what are his parents going to do? "Son, now you know we told you not to **** around with your brother's girlfriend! You're grounded!"

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coried91 28

Aw let's go tattle and be more childish than his brother was.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Dude, I feel for you man. My girl did that to me years ago. + I live in Pa and it is impossible to get a good chick around here.

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chels1994 11

They're both scumbags and you deserve better OP

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idl3mind 0

The first rule of Lent is you do not talk about what you gave up for Lent.

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KingCeltic77 18

Exactly! What you give up for Lent is between you and God.

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coried91 28

I've never heard that rule before and I've been Catholic my whole life. Then again, I believe the religion is full of contradictions. I thought that rule only applied to wishes. I could be wrong.

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kevin3644 0

Dude, did you at least break your brothers nose? If not pass your man card forward

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subversivefreak 2

The way I read this, it sounds like she's been keeping it in the family before Lent began.

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