Transportation: Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench... - FML

By BadassRumbleroar - 20/01/2012 03:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 02:00

Today, I learned there are people who will beat you up if you don't give them your spot on a bench. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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dayzz1 10

Friday 20 January 2012 8:32

Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)

Roevera 14

Friday 20 January 2012 8:49

I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"

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AllyyK 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:55

Not sure if someone already said this, if not I'll be the one to say it. Are you by any chance Meg from Family Guy? (For those morons out there who are gonna say something extremely stupid, I obviously know she's not literally Meg. Just reminded me of Family Guy.) I don't care if you don't think it's funny, at least I'm amused :D Hehe. Maybe next time I'll come up with a better comment for all you crazy no sense of humor 'FML..ers' HAH!

ladyLALAA 28

Friday 20 January 2012 21:58

I probably would have given you thumbs up if you didn't have a big cry in it..

sassypenguinxox 15

Friday 20 January 2012 10:06

What does that have to do with anything?

crazyperson3 0

Friday 20 January 2012 10:17

Sorry, you looked comfortable XD

Nolnah 14

Friday 20 January 2012 10:22

I sware. that allyyk writes hella ******* long comments! every time I see her comment it just goes on and on and in and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on! ;)

pdp_fml 21

Friday 20 January 2012 10:45

Call "rape,rape!!!! Maybe that person will stop doing that to you

mightymart 5

Friday 20 January 2012 11:01

Happens to me every day, even when the bench isnt full

gleeeeek 7

Friday 20 January 2012 11:29

The same thing happened to me but in a bus o_o and of course this stupid website won't let me post it...

immaMonsta 8

Friday 20 January 2012 11:30

Giggidy.

btnhdude 0

Friday 20 January 2012 11:34

I'm not.

FroHo 8

Friday 20 January 2012 11:40

Sounds like something fun that I would do! ;D

immaMonsta 8

Friday 20 January 2012 11:44

#73 Sitting on random people you don't know is fun?

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 20 January 2012 11:49

Guess you don't get out much if you DON'T think sitting on people you don't know isn't fun (;

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