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Free lap dances, op. No complaining.
It depends who is giving the lap dance though.
Have you ever been to a stripclub? Some of the girls there aren't that hot. A lap dance is a lap dance, enjoy it if it's free.
What if it was a dude?
Haha hey there sexy. . . Oh god what the he'll is that on your face!?! Oh, it's your face. *takes free lapdance*
Yeah you wouldn't be saying that if some big helga lady came up and started giving you a lap dance. Or a old man hobo that reeks of piss.
Go on..
Put that on a snapple bottle :Fact #369 If you sit on a bench, a crazy guy will sit on you.
If a jehovah's witness sat on my lap three times.. Or even once.. Id start to get cautious... /snicker
He thought you were santa. All he wanted was to tell you what he wants this year. Chances are he wanted that AR-15 you "forgot" to get him last year. Don't forget ;)...
Did you talk about the first thing that popped up?
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Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)
I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"