Transportation: Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench... - FML

By BadassRumbleroar - 20/01/2012 03:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 02:00

Today, I learned there are people who will beat you up if you don't give them your spot on a bench. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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Top comments

dayzz1 10

Friday 20 January 2012 8:32

Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)

Roevera 14

Friday 20 January 2012 8:49

I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"

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boofgall 16

Friday 20 January 2012 9:02

Yes, do tell.

burtonbullet 10

Friday 20 January 2012 9:14

We're all waiting in suspense.

kay2810 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:20

The awkward moment when...

Emulersod 4

Friday 20 January 2012 9:21

You got yourself a new friend right there ;)

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 20 January 2012 9:23

Oh I'm sorry didn't see you, will a nice long hug make you feel better?

fattylumptard 1

Friday 20 January 2012 9:28

Maybe you look plump and soft to sit on. I've sat on a large and in charge person before it's nice

ThecomingofTan 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:30

Oh, that's just Carl. He is a runaway from the Mental Institution. To make him stop, I would advise you to whisper sweet nothings in his ear, stick your finger up your ass, and confess your love for Bob Barker.

EduJav321 24

Friday 20 January 2012 9:33

What do you expect, its a school bus

Purexinsanity 46

Saturday 28 March 2015 16:00

Nowhere on the FML does it say anything about school..

Stahrgeyzer 8

Friday 20 January 2012 9:34

It's not nice to judge someone who you just met. Instead of calling them crazy, why not mentality deranged, demented, or even insane.

06rubiandrea_fml 5

Friday 20 January 2012 9:35

People are realy crazy these days...FYL OP...

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