Transportation: Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench... - FML

By BadassRumbleroar - 20/01/2012 03:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 02:00

Today, I learned there are people who will beat you up if you don't give them your spot on a bench. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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dayzz1 10

Friday 20 January 2012 8:32

Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)

Roevera 14

Friday 20 January 2012 8:49

I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"

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bubo_fml 10

Friday 20 January 2012 12:40

Did U talk about the first thing that popped up?

Fisahgurl 1

Friday 20 January 2012 13:48

LOL gotta love public transportation.

EG14_fml 8

Friday 20 January 2012 14:33

Thats the most perfect awkward situation I've ever heard of XD

RechargedCoconut 14

Friday 20 January 2012 14:39

Awkward boner?

silentblack 0

Friday 20 January 2012 14:47

Now that person owe u dinner

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 20 January 2012 15:05

I guess you looked to be a person who would do nothing if someone sat on you. Next time look aggressive and anti social. Glare at first eye contact. Then never look their way again.

acidburnz1107 10

Friday 20 January 2012 15:45

You're so fluffy!!!

jordann_27 11

Friday 20 January 2012 15:51

I would if been creeped out if someone did that....o.O

Jessicaa16 1

Friday 20 January 2012 16:39

Push em off! Haha

ayenike 0

Friday 20 January 2012 16:49

So true!

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