By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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fmlstick 0

She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.

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Ifeelyou 0

The pills not a hundred percent effective I'm A pill baby

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SettoFail 9

so is my sister haha :)

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maskedman 9

I always go to DMX for the really tough life problems.

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maskedman 9

I always go to DMX for the really tough life problems.

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chocobunnyyumyum 0

this was submitted by a girl...

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rose12353 0

ummm guys?..... the OP is a girl... o.o

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alex_vik 0

Uh, just because you're the "man" in the relationship, doesn't mean you actually have the right tools to make a baby.

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MidgetMonster 0

how amusing that most assume that because she got pregnant, she was lying about being on the pill!!! lol!!! are you so ignorant of how many birth control oopsies are alive today? antibiotics, failing to take it properly, accidently missing a pill... well I have just wasted time writing this to ppl no smarter than a door knob. 

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Yeowch. Dump the bitch. I'm a girl so I'm not being sexist, but if she lied to you about using contraception then she's obvs not worth a **** (pardon the pun). Either she's a baby-obsessed freak or else she didn't lie, she forgot. Or it's fake (the FML, not the baby). Oooooorrrr (sorry XD) she admitted to you that she lied. Which brings me back to my first theory...

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WhiskeyX 0

Riiiight....because being female means you can be sexist. Just like being any race other white means you can't be racist. Logic fail.

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monnanon 13

she meant she wasnt being sexist to the ops girlfriend.

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iRobynM 0

that sucks! at least you get a baby!! marry the girl!!

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