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By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 317

You deserved it 14 180

It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 366

You deserved it 11 038

Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 046

You deserved it 8 085

Back to reality

By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 487

You deserved it 13 102

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 5 713

By pits - 05/01/2015 04:30

Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 769

You deserved it 4 944

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 631

You deserved it 5 834

Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 391

You deserved it 85

Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 352

You deserved it 16 669

Self report

By Wow ok - 09/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I am what the internet refers to as a "neckbeard." I really need to get my shit together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 210

You deserved it 309

RetroXI 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:06

@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:12

It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.

Comments

Monikabug 9

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:29

I know exactly what you mean, Snick. My brother is growing out his beard now, as a part of his "No Shave New Year," Resolution and it is a pretty disgusting sight. It is getting out of control. Maybe the next time I visit him I will take a pair of scissors to it. ツ

jayAZ 3

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:32

Thanks for the laugh! Shave, trim, care for yourself...and your ballsack! For god's sake and those you share with!

purplemnm 9

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:23

eew is that lady having sex with a robot?

farsidee 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:35

guess who's growing a beard putting as my profile pic and replying to every snackerdoodles. ME!

BooHaUrScared 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:37

facial hair is nasty and you should know that you lint licking cumquat

withered 30

Thursday 11 March 2010 14:06

Why is facial hair nasty? Any sensable reasons for saying that? It's same as that you say that hair is nasty, I mean, wtf?

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:48

I don't mind a little facial hair, but for ***** sake, shave them nuts. I don't like sucking on fuzz...and going down on a girl that doesn't shave? UGH!! that's begging for crabs to move into your mouth D: shave, shave, SHAVE!!!

myksbrain 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:25

So you don't like licking on hairy balls OR hairy slits? To each their own. I like a nice bearded clam but any guy who shaves his junk is so gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

farsidee 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:00

Seinfeld reference^ wins the comment thread

mollyo 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:49

facial hair is a big turn off for me.... gross lol.

sxychik 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:00

same Dx

DGross 8

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:57

49 that's sorta funny if you actually do it... I remember No Shave November all too well... by the end of the month I detested how I looked and shaved it all off :-)