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By roomingwithevil - 09/05/2012 23:26 - United States - Slinger

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By 123roomielover - 26/01/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 15:46 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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By Sofvcked - 29/06/2022 10:00

Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML

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06dopey 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 8:44

assigned to an assassin. nice

jennawill10 10

Thursday 10 May 2012 8:47

Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/

Comments

beatlegirl27 20

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:58

Ask to be switched!

FireFlie07 20

Thursday 10 May 2012 21:57

Request a room change. And you might want to get some type of restraining order

SwtCherryPie 26

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:20

Wasn't there a post nearly identical to this a few months ago?

UnholyAlpaka12 12

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:49

Are you talking about the one were she thinks she's a cat?

cuddlebunny3548 11

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:25

Happens :P

Hiphuray4peas 27

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:18

Time for a restraining order. Once you have that in place, your school, or university (whichever) must observe the court ruling and switch you or your new roomie.

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:21

Report her.

hilary56 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:40

Must have done something to provoke her... :p but I am sorry for your luck! Just try to befriend her and fake the whole friendship :)

MDTeddy 13

Friday 11 May 2012 2:40

I would tell someone who can get you a new roomate. If you can't grab a new roomate then don't have one. I assume that works too. Why should you suffer because of her ****** up mind?