Kids: Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son... - FML

By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By MIA - 15/09/2019 06:03

Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By candie - 27/08/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

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Eaglestrike117 29

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:07

Wow. That sucks. And this is the first time I was ever first. No one cares. Let the replies to this post begin.

greeneye_fml 12

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:38

Sorry your husband and sister are such ******.

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perdix 29

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:44

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FML_babe 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:43

Wow that does suck! haha i like you #13 haha and #23 legends!

crackberrie 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:47

that really sucks! f your life indeed...

teebonehead 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:54

WOW that is rough , have fun at the next family get together.

jillz 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:01

FYL. FYL hardcore if you stay married and keep in contact with your betraying sister. Shave her hair. Clean his bank.

1sharpchica 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:41

Hell Yeah. My husband actually knocked up a chick while I was preggo (mine was rejected by FML tho). But I took all the money out of the bank and put it in my own account, and cancelled his cell phone pronto! Kicked his ass out, and have never been happier. Hope he enjoys paying child support to mine and her kids! douche

kadeouir 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:05

How did u find out?!

avalanche719 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:17

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:25

Hahahaha!

wowwcaazoww 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:18

men will do that shit...but a sister? not only **** your man but keep the offspring from it...thats a ticket straight to hell....

Superawesomestev 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:34

fyl that sucks. I wonder how many stray kids I have running around.

Christina21 2

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:27

LOL

Lisa89 3

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:37

Ouch..

theduckiequacks 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:47

When I first read this, I thought it said the OP's daughter, not sister. Be glad your life isn't that messed up!

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