By michelle - 05/02/2010 19:01 - France

Spicy
Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 456
You deserved it 2 819

Same thing different taste

Comments

if she was having such great sex why was she texting you?

oh_dee 0

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT when I read this!!

your friend is disgusting. she knew he's your man and text you while she ***** him.

saranottelling 7

Just because they are brother and sister that makes them off limits to each other? You're really simple-minded, OP! Am I the only one who noticed the OP's friend texted about the amazing sex she was having? If she was texting during sex it must not have been that good. Just joking... (about the second part not the first... my family comes from the south.)

CleanSheets 0

Did you really just say that? Erm... >.>

saranottelling about her lezbian love for her sister :p

saranottelling 7

Hate to break it to you #87 but I don't have a sister or a brother or any hot first cousins... *sigh* I'm also not gay...

okay let me please redeem the southerners

because #18 makes southerners sound stupid... and I know people probably think we are any way ...... but hello we do not sleep with our brothers and sisters... that's not a southern thing that is a SICK thing. so please do not make all of us sound like incest freaks just because you think it's ok.

saranottelling 7

#92 like I just said below: Yeah, I know... like I said my family comes from the deep south. I don't think incest comes directly from the American south. Are we forgetting the Australian father and daughter that had children together? It's creepy. By the way, I practically live in the south (Summer, Holidays, Special Events...) I know there's no incest there. The worst thing that happens is my Uncle Bill shoots dinner. (He lives too far away from a good store.)

#104.. I DO live in the south... born and raised. and I know many many people who "shoot their dinner" ... and not just because they have to either =))

saranottelling 7

Well aren't you lucky? Wish I could live there. At school I have to talk in my very best "Midwestern" accent because I do have a small southern accent (not bad but noticeable.) and people do point it out and how redneck it sounds. I also know many people who shoot their dinner down there, it's cheaper and oddly funner when you get to hunt the animal. I only reason have have to live where I do is because my parents wanted "better" schooling and they have gotten settled here. I'm going to be moving back in about 5 years, hopefully.

#104 - It's Austrian, not Australian =_= . Also the daughter was abducted by her father and RAPED. It wasn't consensual.

EllyH 0

um, why would she text the guys girlfriend?! That's crazy! ..no, wait.. texting ANYONE about your sexlife is crazy..

#18, just because one is from the South doesn't mean we will have sex with anything that has a ******. I live in the straight up STICKS and I don't do that.

saranottelling 7

#23. Yeah, I know... like I said my family comes from the deep south. (My friends are convinced that they are all rednecks though, even though they aren't.) I don't think incest comes directly from the American south. Are we forgetting the Austrailian father and daughter that had children together? It's creepy.

saranottelling 7

#53 no I'm actually talking about an Austrailian woman who fell in love with her father and had sex with him. They have two children and claim that they are in love, but not in the normal father-daughter fashion, Plain old, down home incest right there! Fritzl was held captive and was raped the lady I just described wanted to have sex with her dad.

She was probably lying, if she was really having great sex, sge wouldn't be texting but enjoying... Maybe she just wants you to break up and thats her way

MermaidSongXOXO 6

*Sorry if this ends up as a double post. My comment disappeared*. Gross. Your boyfriend didn't answer because he was too busy recording your friend and her brother have incestuous relations. Shame :[

EllyH 0

sometimes it doesn't load all the comments, I really prefer the old FML

MermaidSongXOXO 6

It replaces the comments (sometimes temporarily) with another person's comment that happened to be posted at almost the same time. That problem bothers me :/

EllyH 0

I don't get why it's showing comments on comments! it's all so messy!

maybe it was an incest sex? and she's probably trying to break you up.