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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

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saIty 17

Monday 14 November 2011 12:16

Some weird kinky fetish of his?

porcelainkisses 5

Monday 14 November 2011 12:20

Scooby snacks (:

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friedmonkey 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:50

Hilarious lol sounds like something id do

Vaginabutter 15

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:20

At least it wasnt peanut butter on your other lips!

jack_tells_truth 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:56

You're dating him, you deserve it. Find a nice guy next time, they won't pull pranks like that on you

4rmMiami 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:44

Time to buy a lock and a chain!!!

sw1c 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:47

How could you not wake up to that?

varkey 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:46

You didn't wake up? FYL though

imaweiner00 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:00

you are making a big deal out of it, is not like the dog's mouth haven't been in its crotch. oh wait

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:29

On the bright side, he wasn't doing any number of more humiliating, more disrespectful things he could have been doing if you're that heavy of a sleeper (or if he did, he spared you photographic evidence of it). Now DTMFA.

blyarnold 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:56

And he kisses you?

purebliss7 6

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:11

he would quickly become my ex for that.

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