Love: Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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saIty 17

Monday 14 November 2011 12:16

Some weird kinky fetish of his?

porcelainkisses 5

Monday 14 November 2011 12:20

Scooby snacks (:

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grizz11 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:57

Thank him for giving me the idea

KatieKarnival 0

Monday 14 November 2011 20:34

What were you doing snooping anyway? c:

chels1994 11

Monday 14 November 2011 21:19

You didn't have a leftover taste in your mouth when you woke up?

iloveacdc 0

Monday 14 November 2011 21:37

That is actully so cool i wanna see that now

Twisted_Angel 17

Monday 14 November 2011 21:41

Well, on the plus side you didn't find naked pictures of other women... or men for that matter. What I want to know, is how did you not feel the dog licking something out of your mouth?

SammiJS121 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:02

EW , gross .

purpletigers1527 3

Monday 14 November 2011 22:39

It sounds like someone has a bit of a fetish.

thefaced 0

Monday 14 November 2011 23:31

Sexy... Wait.... Did I just... Shit.

Mr_Squinchy 0

Monday 14 November 2011 23:50

You mean that's not normal? Shit, my gf's going to kill me

PAKZILLA 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:22

Thats kinda hilarious.. Well, not for you but for other people.

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