Love: Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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By a816090 - 26/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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saIty 17

Monday 14 November 2011 12:16

Some weird kinky fetish of his?

porcelainkisses 5

Monday 14 November 2011 12:20

Scooby snacks (:

Comments

hate_to_love_him 1

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:31

o.o How did you not wake up... or taste it?

irishchick2 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:17

Well hey he's the one who has to kiss that mouth..

irishchick2 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:16

Well hey he's the one who has to kiss that mouth..

spazomatic 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:28

that's epic..... should try with my ex wife.....c:

Suzumebachi 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:49

YDI for being sneaky and invasive.... but still FYL :D

christyk26 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 11:28

Better than finding pics of him cheating on u

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 12:01

new boyfriend anyone

nikkolaus 15

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:16

why the hell were you on your damn boyfriends phone ...

mlexi21 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 23:46

Why were you going through his pictures?

verlorenerFall 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 8:38

On the one hand, that sucks. But at the same time, you would have been completely ignorant of this if you hadn't been snooping.

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Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

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