By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
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saIty 17

Some weird kinky fetish of his?

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yrkamurka 4

I wonder what else he does while you sleep...!

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Cinn_fml 22

Confront him, see what he says, and you might need to get him help and explain to him that he more than crossed a line there. It's up to you, OP, to decide whether or not there's still enough trust to make the relationship work, or to be repaired.

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taazer 12

Ydi for looking in your boyfriends phone and you must be a very hard to wake up...

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perdix 29

Why are you snooping on his phone? Perhaps you were wondering why you were waking up with a funny taste in your mouth?

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turdtickler6 3

Dogs do have pretty clean mouths at least its not a butt licking cat

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mack_the_knife 3

Sure, since the dog only sniffs a few dozens on every walk and licks it's own balls all the time. Much better than a cat.

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DocBastard 38

You mean the same dogs that eat garbage and sniff each others' asses? Yes, that's quite sanitary.

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melons 44

Dogs quite happily eat shit, so stop talking nonsense.

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha ha. Thats awesome.. your b/f is awesome. You know of course though... that this means war. Time to break out the peanut butter while your boyfriend is asleep and take some of your own pictures. ;-)

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perdix 29

That could backfire. First, he'd probably wake up before the dog is finished with the peanut butter, and second, he might wonder why he keeps you around when the dog has so much more to offer ;)

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CryMoreFMLs 14

At this point perdix, I think that is what the girlfriend is looking for. (The backfiring part, that is)

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Jimboom 11

Good points Perdix. But either way the OP will have some ammunition in the form of what will constitute as evidence of **********, which although only a misdemeanour in Cali would still earn the OP's boyfriend up to 6 months in jail. Either that or she can just post the pics on his facebook or send it to his parents along with the Xmas cards. ;-)

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raphanne_fml 33

Note to self: never piss off Jimboom aka Alphonse, hide all the cameras or photographic devices in their presence, and always have cookies/brownies just in case.

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha ha. You know the score raphanne. ;-)

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Calia061908 4

Lol I was goin to say the same thing

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somewizdom 15

Your boyfriend must have a Fap Book on all sorts of weird objects stuffed in your mouth. Also if you've been falling asleep in the oddest times, now you know why.

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