Love: Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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By a816090 - 26/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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saIty 17

Monday 14 November 2011 12:16

Some weird kinky fetish of his?

porcelainkisses 5

Monday 14 November 2011 12:20

Scooby snacks (:

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StromyG2 10

Monday 14 November 2011 15:50

Think revenge, maybe hair dye in his shampoo.

17h17 0

Monday 14 November 2011 15:59

Be grateful it wasn't of his ex

loveyouall81 2

Monday 14 November 2011 16:13

Hahaha that's funny!!

julia_lynn 21

Monday 14 November 2011 16:34

Ewwww, that is so incredibly gross. You and your boyfriend need to have a conversation about trust and crossing lines, OP.

joecartoon2 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 8:47

Do any of you people read? She wrote "Ex boyfriend" not "boyfriend".

fairies633 8

Monday 14 November 2011 16:41

ydi for looking through his phone

YOUareALLretards 1

Monday 14 November 2011 17:10

Hahaha that's hilarious

lovefml987 1

Monday 14 November 2011 17:43

There is the saying " if your where to switch phones and computers for a day would you still be with them"

hateevryone 14

Monday 14 November 2011 18:13

seriously, what the hell? i think it's time reevaluate your boyfriend.

Ruli325 1

Monday 14 November 2011 18:54

Sad

mandaboo 8

Monday 14 November 2011 19:53

Payback is a bitch. I hope you're creative ;)

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