By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
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PokeSponge123 3

You should also put quotations around the "best friend" part.

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blowkiss 0

then she's a bisexual

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adorkable_spazz 0

And a horrible best friend...I'd never go after a guy my friend likes. /: Poor OP...

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DocBastard 38

What??!? No "threesome!! Lulz" comment yet? FMLosphere, I am deeply disappointed with you.

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wwerulez14 6

Threesome!!! Lulz!!!! Happy now Doc?

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, but Fortuitous beat you. I was expecting at least a dozen. Maybe the commenters are actually maturing?

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sourgirl101 28

One can only hope but I doubt it. Perhaps they all read your rules.(:

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DocBastard 38

My rules didn't say anything about threesome comments. If I had more room they would have. Anyway, the rules have since been replaced by the unofficial FAQ. Unofficial and unsanctioned.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

quite a few of them now. you are very entertaining doc

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Fortuitous 0

lololololol 3sum! roflcakes Happy?

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DocBastard 38

lololololoool!!!1!1one!eleventyone! Yeah, thanks. Much better.

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Snerdatron 0

So she's bisexual then. You should have made it obvious you liked him. If she did it to spite you then she's a sucky best friend.

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RPattzs_gurl 0

Well maybe she's like this crazy girl I know who will say she's lesbian one day and then the next day she'll say she's bi.

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sourgirl101 28

Perhaps, she's only using him for his sperm. Can't blame her, who doesn't love the real thing. Next time don't wait weeks to make your move on that guy.

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