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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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Snek

By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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Not on a plane

By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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Thanksssss

By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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slitherbomb 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:06

At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…

cbaidchris 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:06

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...

Comments

dontstealmyshoes 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:47

No way!! Worst!!

prettyinpink03 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:11

Least it wasn't your trouser snake playing hide and seek. ;-)

AaronTkr 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:15

.....Indiana Jones?

PapSmearNinja 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:36

go in and get him OP lol

imaximus 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:43

Well at least it's not cockroaches....

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 7 August 2011 13:05

******* roaches. I hate them with every atom of my existence.

wazowski77 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:47

al chippanis

CarsAndMoney 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:56

OP should pray it find a way into his closet

yrkamurka 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 11:14

sleep with one eye open!!!!

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 7 August 2011 15:38

gripping your pillow tight!!!!

BonIfatius 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 11:20

well, at least you've seen it... and yk where it is. A friend of mine had once been surprised by a snake in the bathroom, while taking a shower. Not funny.