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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
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slitherbomb 0

At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…

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cbaidchris 6

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...

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Amrel 10

The sequal to snakes on a plane. Snakes in a cabinet!!!!!

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salvorican 24

I had a snake hide behind my dishwasher. I think that should be the sequel to the sequel :D

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itsalanis 25

hmm, this is how i got my pet snake a few years back.

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omgcookeys 15

At least it didn't attack you! I hope you called animal control immediately. Snakes are awesome, but can be very dangerous as most people know.

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reptileguy1296 0

Ummm... No. The only venomous snakes in the U.S. are Rattlesnakes, Cottonmouths, Copperheads, and Coral snakes. This is out of almost a thousand species. I guarantee you, if the snake ran (or slithered rather) away, it is nonvenomous. I can tell you from experience, venomous ones stay and fight (I've worked with Cobras, most Rattlesnake species, Gaboon Vipers, and more).

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kelsey_katie 17

Firetruck! OP, that sucks... And is a frighting... What di you do with the snake?!

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justysgirl 3

Stuff the snake in your shoe and then you can say "there's a snake in my boot"

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kelsey_katie 17

But, tha only works If it's a boot, and you're woody from toy story.... But i like your thinking(:

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CharlieeMurphy 0

Boooooooooooooooooooooo #10 kicks yo ass

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xlorawrz 9

Why are you on FML if there is a snake loose in your house?

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salvorican 24

He's gotta do something while he stays locked up in the bathroom

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

I'm sick of these mother fuckingsnakes in this mother ******* kitchen!

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omgcookeys 15

FYL, you should check for any openings in your walls...

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

I'm sick of these mother ******* snakes on this mother ******* floor!

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Why does it keep double posting dammit! this is the second time in like 5 mins

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

How'd it get out of your pants?

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