By crazyk2468 - 26/04/2012 17:29 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

That must of hurt. I'm guessing it would be like a boulder going through a straw.

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TaniasaysFMLL 15

Now you know who to call when you're constipated

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KiddNYC1O 20

Probably just the ghost. Lol

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Bigbrodza 3

Hahaha! 24, I thought exactly of that right before I tap'd the comment to see the sub-comments.

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DocBastard 38

I always had a feeling that Walmart was full of shit. Now you confirmed it.

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micahsmommy 13

How nice of him to help you with that. Next time ask for his services to occur at home rather than in public.

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SkoomaKi 27

It's okay Noor! Admitting your mistake is the first step!

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rubberduckie94 13

At least it happened at a place where you could easily buy fresh pants.

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KiddNYC1O 20

The magnesia laxatives are rather gentle.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Doesn't have to be a necessity. It's used as a mild cleanser too.

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ClosetTroll 10

Counter-intuitive, don't you think? ;)

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bettyboop428 24

Liquid magnesia laxatives are actually scary. I work at walmart and spilled a bottle in the back and it ate through the wax and into the concrete. I shudder to think of what it could do to our insides.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Ah, the colorful People of Walmart. I'm sure you fit right in with everyone else now.

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perdix 29

If only that website could transmit the smell of the customers to augment the hysterically entertaining visuals.

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nadnerbz 6

If this was gonna happen at one place, it didnt surprise me it was at Walmart

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