By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

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Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Destinee_1 13

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.

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hberri331 18

Maybe she walks around her house naked.. My friend use to do that in hs and it did get her in a lot of trouble.

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emokitty91 12

but I think you wouldn't walk around naked knowing you have a man in house I did that at home but I lived with two girls and she had a hickey so even more reason not to

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hberri331 18

I think it really depends on the person. My friend would walk around naked in front of her parent and other ppl she was just comfortable that way. But she also could have been wearing really low riding pants or something who knows.

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1dvos_grl3 21

#99 Just stfu and have a damn sense of humor.

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BigC_from_Bama 16

His name is Hobometh.... Balls in your court.

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missmisery86 11

you beat me to it. my thoughts exactly

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howlinforyou 5

I live in alabama... What does that have to do with this? Is there something I should know?

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akai4986 16

she could be making that up to get away from you , and maybe your life is much more worse than you could imagine .. JK

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ashley832 18

Well you do live in Alabama..

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Grayness_ 26

I'm not from there so I have to ask. what does that even have to do with anything?

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ashley832 18

There's a stereotype that people from Alabama like incest.

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BigC_from_Bama 16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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tigerisabelle 31

#96, you're everywhere. Imagine if I got this pissed every time somebody made a water joke about California. I'd be dead. Lighten up, bro. I'll give you some matches.

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harrypotter322 18

Please do not use the word "retarded."

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BigC_from_Bama 16

Does not one of you think I'm joking? Its called deadpan. Its you guys who should lighten up. I got a freaking blow tourch if YOU need it!

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iwadasn 32

Repeatedly getting butthurt about a joke isn't "deadpan." I don't think you actually know what that term means.

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BigC_from_Bama 16

then explain it to me then perhaps? acting mad or annoyed is how I have always known it as. Tell me different.

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sarcasmwins 24

Here we have a perfect example of the shit that should be left unsaid.

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rebel33 10

short shorts can show a lot. I bruised my groin really bad playing hockey, and my mom saw and freaked out

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worldclassrager 39

Let's hope that was an accidental notice

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nitrog100 21

You say you're from Alabama. 'Nuff said.

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