By Jon - 23/05/2011 18:46 - United Kingdom

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

"Today, I satisfied my woman. FML" REALLY?

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mintcar 9

At least you gave her an ****** OP.

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wolve86 0

this story brought to you by Kermit the frog

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brandybaby1204 0

at least u got her there dude. that's nothin to complain about in my opinion.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Did you know that a test showed that, on average, men make more disturbing/weird/gross sounds and faces during sex than women? Quit complaining. I'm sure your chimp-like grunting and weird faces aren't exactly appealing, either. Stfu. I'd love to know what your girlfriend thinks you sound like. Man up, and stop whining like a little boy.

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ballwiz24 0

what test was this?

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Zombieslayer1 0

Today me and my girl had great sex I even made her ****** and all. fml.

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Easye123 0

lol. my ex's nickname was piglet o_O could be one in the same

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blueeyedwolf 10

You are an ass OP. I bet you look/act/sound just as, if not more stupid than she does.

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CaptainPickles72 18

I'm surprised no one made a Deliverance reference!

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hockeyrocks39 0

You almost did... "Squeal like a pig boy!"

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