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By Omegared - 14/04/2011 22:12 - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
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KleenexWaffle 3

Boners go up, and then come back down. Then up, Then down. And so on and so forth until about 65. Then the Viagra comes in where it goes up, and stays up, and stays up some more, still up, up like a teenage kid at his first dance, strong as a wet dream about Scarlett J, straight as a ruler and twice as thick, solid as an 8" flagpole, still up here, and here, and here too, still up, ..., this can't be good, ..., ..., alright I have to go see a doctor but you get the picture. HA! Gave you a mental image of a winky and now you can't stop picturing one! Geez I'm immature. Sorry boys and girls. penis

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maa_rico 4

This is not the case of everything that goes up must go down.

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yuggi1 11

Don't throw the yo-yo so hard. He, too, have feelings! :,(

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KleenexWaffle 3

Boners go up, and then come back down. Then up, Then down. And so on and so forth until about 65. Then the Viagra comes in where it goes up, and stays up, and stays up some more, still up, up like a teenage kid at his first dance, strong as a wet dream about Scarlett J, straight as a ruler and twice as thick, solid as an 8" flagpole, still up here, and here, and here too, still up, ..., this can't be good, ..., ..., alright I have to go see a doctor but you get the picture. HA! Gave you a mental image of a winky and now you can't stop picturing one! Geez I'm immature. Sorry boys and girls. penis

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ceepevoy 0

you gotta watch out for those yo yos, they'll get you!!

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Idonebeenhad 17

boom headshot!

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Idonebeenhad 17

boom headshot!

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