By Omegared - 14/04/2011 22:12 - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
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KleenexWaffle 3

Boners go up, and then come back down. Then up, Then down. And so on and so forth until about 65. Then the Viagra comes in where it goes up, and stays up, and stays up some more, still up, up like a teenage kid at his first dance, strong as a wet dream about Scarlett J, straight as a ruler and twice as thick, solid as an 8" flagpole, still up here, and here, and here too, still up, ..., this can't be good, ..., ..., alright I have to go see a doctor but you get the picture. HA! Gave you a mental image of a winky and now you can't stop picturing one! Geez I'm immature. Sorry boys and girls. penis

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PassTheDutch 0

that sucks. at least he knows what not to do with a Yo Yo

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InItForTehLolz 5

I don't think you are a very good teacher. YDI for being a bad influence... heh, jk jk.

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mintcar 9

Really? People still play with those things?

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mintcar 9

OP, do you also own a Skip It and a Bop It?

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StrawberryBarbie 0

maybe he tried to impress him by throwing it up in the air ... you'll never know

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ImInABox 6

There's more embarrassing things that could have given you a bloody nose.. Heh.

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Monikabug 9

True. Like trying to get out of a box.

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ihappentobeatree 0

sounds like you got a pretty smart yo yo

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