By Omegared - 14/04/2011 22:12 - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
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KleenexWaffle 3

Boners go up, and then come back down. Then up, Then down. And so on and so forth until about 65. Then the Viagra comes in where it goes up, and stays up, and stays up some more, still up, up like a teenage kid at his first dance, strong as a wet dream about Scarlett J, straight as a ruler and twice as thick, solid as an 8" flagpole, still up here, and here, and here too, still up, ..., this can't be good, ..., ..., alright I have to go see a doctor but you get the picture. HA! Gave you a mental image of a winky and now you can't stop picturing one! Geez I'm immature. Sorry boys and girls. penis

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Finn_the_human 5

The yo yo monsters are back? Well it's time to get to work then.

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myownenemy 0

I heard somewhere that yo-yos were originally designed as weapons.

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posse22 0

he probably doesn't wanna play with it anymore:(

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rallets 22

i hate getting out from under my bridge .. who will scare the goats?

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EvilPotato 14

You aren't making yo-yo's sound very fun now are ya sparky?

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lovepandorasaver 11

Yo Yo's don't take no shit

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Nederlander95 14

Sounds like it came back to hurt you

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