By Omegared - 14/04/2011 22:12 - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
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KleenexWaffle 3

Boners go up, and then come back down. Then up, Then down. And so on and so forth until about 65. Then the Viagra comes in where it goes up, and stays up, and stays up some more, still up, up like a teenage kid at his first dance, strong as a wet dream about Scarlett J, straight as a ruler and twice as thick, solid as an 8" flagpole, still up here, and here, and here too, still up, ..., this can't be good, ..., ..., alright I have to go see a doctor but you get the picture. HA! Gave you a mental image of a winky and now you can't stop picturing one! Geez I'm immature. Sorry boys and girls. penis

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

No problem. The blood-stained string is easily replaced. You're probably going to need some WD40 or similar lubricant on the mechanism of the yoyo to combat the blood's coagulation/crustiness. Two easy steps and you're back to playing. Don't blame yourself, but your brother might just skip to something like a Rubik's Cube. Kids these days can be real ******* when it comes to pain.

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gogokira 5

If op is using a 'real' yoyo those things are usually metal and I stay away from them for fear of this happening.

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perdix 29

You idiots ought to go buy a Shakeweight -- I want to see the self-proclaimed "expert" get a blunt-force trauma.

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hcovballer247 0

how is that even possible..?(:

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Whorebiscuits 4

how the hell did you do that?! xD

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FML858 0

I'm dying.. I'm sorry but this is SO funny xD

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jetsy1234 0

yoyo was invented by a Filipino.

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