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By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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By Sarah - 07/05/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

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Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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staynplay 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:26

isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.

AmandaJillx 6

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:26

wear gloves?

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Scottz 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:22

Ha **** your life

bear815 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:51

you didn't ware gloves?

HomeNiggityDawg 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:06

Should have eaten a flintstone gummy

bbedlock_fml 7

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:54

When life hands you lemons, have a lemon party! ;)

sh6ad6ow6 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:37

put a glove on nasty ass

rodriguezequal 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:26

You could've put on some gloves...

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:53

.....wear latex gloves?

Juliet4evr 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:59

That's just mean...

viciousgrin 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:26

Where do you work so I can avoid your bloody lemonade? Sonds like a health risk or trollin OP kind hard to tell. Btw are you missing a hand or something? As far as I know at least I have 2. YDI

Rantarm 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:41

Well at least you know u probably won't get infected :D

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