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By ks.swan13 - 22/12/2010 09:50

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
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perdix 29

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was." You can either swallow that namby-pamby bullshit, or go house-to-house with a baseball bat until you find your dog and beat the shit out of Cruella DeVil and her henchmen.

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zebrapattern 6

*69, figure out what the number is, then look up an address, and bring the police with you so they have to give it back. but take some proof that the dog's yours with you, as well.

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aedans1momma 0

call the cops!!! someone can't steal your dog especially if you have proof it's yours

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Mere155 0

Finders keepers losers weepers

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N0tabasicweezy 0

Hahahahahaha that's funny... You know he probably dosen't have your dog right.... It's probably still out there somewhere humping other little doggies... Yum

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tmmundy 17

I had to pay ransom to get my dog back!!!

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sheraine 1

Just call the police, they can use the phone records and figure out who has your dog, so you'll most likely get your dog back

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