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By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

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Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

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Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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fadingaway 17

Tuesday 14 December 2010 16:06

''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.

BlaiseTheCraze 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:59

how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think

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LegitimateSalmon 12

Monday 7 September 2015 20:49

Who cares if you're a virgin at 16 that's not at all weird

nnnt 8

Wednesday 18 November 2015 1:24

Since when was virgin at 16 bad??????

dguzman92 12

Wednesday 6 April 2016 5:29

You're 16, you don't need to be having sex yet. wait till you're ready.

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