Virginity, Porn and Intimacy: Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered,...

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By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

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Tuesday 14 December 2010 16:06

''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.

BlaiseTheCraze 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:59

how do you know it was ****? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think

Comments

synchroskater16 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 22:54

Your username is virginat16 so it's really not that big a deal that your still a virgin.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 2:14

if you're only 16, I hope you're still a virgin.

stavik96 0

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:16

I'm a GUY and 17, wanna hook up ;)

mrreow 9

Thursday 24 October 2013 10:53

you're only 16 be proud that you're a female virgin or that you aren't being concerned about "16 and pregnant" Be proud that you're a virgin don't regret it. Once your V Card is gone it's gone, save it for someone special. It would be worth it.

OwenBicker 14

Thursday 26 June 2014 1:35

Virgin at 16? Does this mean you were supposed to lose your virginity at 14 or 15? You're still under the legal age of consent, what the hell makes you think you were supposed to have lost your virginity already? Slow the **** down, jesus christ. Also; pretty ridiculous of you to come to THAT conclusion based off of hearing **** from a prank call.

derpina72 23

Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:59

There's nothing wrong with still being a virgin at 16. Assuming you are 16, based off your username.

NamelessFace 22

Thursday 18 September 2014 4:40

"Still"? And you're 16? YDI if you're actually upset about that and would change that if you had any means to. I don't really care who you are, that's too young. Sigh... just blame the generation and hope it gets better soon.