By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

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Today, I got a call from my 8 year-old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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enonymous 8

So did the teacher get a discount?

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Doortje 29

I wanted to say smart kid, but I think he could've easily charged them $1.

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TheNewGuy03 28

i actually think that the kid took the viewers' budgets into consideration when he did this, which makes the idea even more ingenious. |the kid|

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1234USMC 0

I wanna grow up to be like your son!

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1234USMC 0

I'd sure hope so. lol

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klonopin_ftw 0

no one cares about your probably fake husband. sit back and quit trying to show off

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cookies61889 15

he's def winning i think your kid is taking charlie sheens place in a few years

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skateking133 0

Ahhh I was gonna make a comment like this but ya beat me. Sheen FTW! :)

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kkalia3 0

hey, u shud be proud on dis....... i got respect for him

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mismonroe 0

PURE BRILLIANCE! Has he made much? I might try this idea on for size. ... though I think that's prostitution?

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mismonroe 0

Sarcasm's a BITCH.

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BottuhlRockit 0

**** yea it is. ;D

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azrael_xx 14

haha your kid is awesome. though don't you think he isn't charging enough lol

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Omgitsaireyonna 6

Hahaha. Win.

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Deeblondee 4

Yea it's bugging me about "an" call. Even an adult doesn't know proper English...but funny kid haha

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