By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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RandomFool 5

Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

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tukker 0

Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

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bishoprsv2 0

Lol he's a kid. Not like he knew. Not an FML.

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vioh 0

LMAO. What's so bad about being bisexual? >_>' and it's kind of cute he accidentally said that. not really a FML.

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iHavetoPiss 0

Oh yeah, because ambidextrous and bisexual sound so alike.

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camuba 0

hahahahahahahhaha when I was younger, my cousins and brother teached me that "ear" was called "ass" and at that child schools we go when we are less than 5, my ear was hurting and I started crying saying "My ass is hurting!" ... and I just remember the teacher laughing of me and calling to my mom. lol

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paks7 0

"teached" you? really?

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fredwillkill 0

Wow, maybe they need to teached you again. lol I think the second grader knows that the word is taught

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fredwillkill 0

Or maybe even "told"

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Fuzz_fml 0

i'm thinking camuba is foreign? there are other slight messups that an english as a second language speaker would make. chill out.

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CFR 0

AHHH that's so great! I wonder where he heard that one? lol

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Luckster 0

In a way, that's actually kinda cute. It's just adorable when innocent children use the wrong terms.

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b5200 0

you never bothered to tell him he was ambidextrous? wtf

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Gingerly 0

Yes, because second graders remember words like ambidextrous because they use them in conversations so often.

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