By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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RandomFool 5

Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

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tukker 0

Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

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mrose57 0

Where is a second grader hearing the word bisexual?

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Me27 0

How dare kids be exposed to people of all shapes and sizes and kinds!

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summer66_fml 0

the other kids probably dont know what it means anyway

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Me27 0

How is that an FML? That belongs on a "kids say the darndest things" website. I'd be cracking up.

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silverwind_fml 0

Kids in 2nd grade don't know what that means anyways

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chellinha93 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... thats hilariooous, and so cutee!!

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Silver_Lion 0

LOL!! this will be one of those stories you will tell his friends & girlfriends, just to embarrass him!! this is just soo funny =D

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kristindabomb 12

How is this an FML? And #63 what if he never has girl friends?

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Lounia_fml 8

Let's just stay optimistic alright =)

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milgalo 0

Maybe he decided to share that with the class instead...? :]

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disadvantage 0

I used to think the word Prostitute and Substitute were the same word. Think of all the interesting times I had back in school.

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madeleinemai 4

Hahaha, I used to say condom instead of condo.

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rayrayy_fml 0

I used to say "titty" instead of "kitty." We had two cats. lmao. "Come see my *******, guys!" Ya, my Mom never let that go, haha.

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RPGod 0

I used to think the pokemon psyduck was pronounced 'pussy-duck'

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