By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

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Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML
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cassiecassie559 21

I hope you don't have a boyfriend either, anymore.

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purebliss_fml 19

tell him he can have sex with "gross fat chicks" any time he likes because he ain't having sex with you anymore.

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joemud 13

Dump his ass if you haven't already, no need for someone like that in your life.

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LittleBells 17

#18, That's the point. #10 was saying that OP is lucky that she wasn't in her boyfriend's situation where he's hungover, with a "gross fat chick", in bed, and also hung up on his girlfriend if that needed any clearing up

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bangrod 5

What did you see in him in the first place? Clearly he's an idiot who has no respect for you. I'd say it was a bet from his mates

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silverkaast 9

people who date guys like this often have their own ridiculous set of baggage.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Or he could be a fine guy but turns into a complete moron when he's drunk. Not that I would want to date that either.

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sjbartholome 14

He feels sorry for her and asks to bang her. I feel sorry for you because your boyfriend is such a loser. So, by his logic, can I bang you?

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8313girl 28

I feel bad for the supposed gross fat chick because now she has some drunk horny dumbass on her case

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torbey 23

Us Australians are a thoughtful bunch.

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jerryj 27

It's kind of a zero-sum game in this situation. While he was being thoughtful to the "gross fat chick", he was being unthoughtful to his now ex-girlfriend.

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vikky538 28

hopw he is your ex now... and how did having sex with fat chick become a "great heart" thing... not sure if he is planning to establish a chairty trust for fat chick sex and fund raising for condoms..

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Xatraris 38

Hope you don't have the heart to stay with him.

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stargirl_95 24

You're boyfriend is an asshole both for wanting to cheat on you and for thinking that fat women would want to get pity ****** by him. I would certainly hope that they have more self respect than that. FYL OP

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buckdharma 37

Your boyfriend definitely has heart, and nerve. If he only had a brain his straw wouldn't be burning.

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