By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 491
You deserved it 110
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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regalarius 0

#152: Heh. "Filth," huh? And #175, I definitely agree, #45 was ridiculous. Everyone: You can't hide crap from children. At one point when I was growing up, my dad kept his **** CD (which was *absurdly* high-tech storage at the time by the way) in a locked CD and floppy case. I decided to learn to pick locks one day when I was 8 or so just because I wondered what was in there.

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sk_manda 0

I've noticed most of the people calling her a bad parent seem to have feminine nicknames. Also, just because she's a parent automatically means she must be married? What if she's a widow? Heartless bastards!

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floresntadolecnt 0

Haha! This was great. **** everyone who was involved in this life, though. The awkwardness...

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Udyjay 1

oh my god lol. that sucks. how did he get the *****, though?

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Darrian 2

That is ******* awesome. Thx for sharing, I needed the LOL.

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dang_fml 0

wow where did you hide it? in his backpack? lmao good one YDI

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kellster 2

Where was it that he could find it????? Why are there so many parents on this site who leave stupid shit around where kids can reach it???

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