By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 491
You deserved it 110

Top comments

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

Comments

patray_angel 0

Some of you are soo harsh, you act like the kid found a gun. I highly doubt the OP had it just laying around and in a spot extremely easy for her son to find. Also, what is so wrong with her having a ***** in the first place? Maybe she is a single mom, would it be better for her to sleep with random strangers? Even if she is married or has a boyfriend, there is no law saying that once she has the real thing she is not allowed to have toys. I am married I have toys. Doesn't mean my husband and I can't pleasure each other, but we are not always both home or in the mood at the same time.

For everyone bashing this poor lady for not locking up her 'special friend', apparently you've never had that insatiable craving for hot, rubber, ****! There's no time to be fumbling with locks or drawers or velvet lined jewelry boxes. I'm sweating just thinking about it.

moleSG 6

Unlucky. I don't blame you for having one, but YDI for leaving it where the kid can find it.

GREAT PARENTING SKILLS! was it next to the blowtorch and pills?

Occam 0

My penis has a first name, it's S-W-O-R-D My penis has a third name, it's D-E-A-T-H (middle name is Of)

boatkicker 4

OP- wow that really sucks, but on the bright side, you're now a legend with your "Sword of Death"" 149- the Birds and the *****'s....priceless Grammar Nazi's- That was highly amusing for me me to read. I approve. :P

Ha ha ha ha ha! Sucks to be you! Hey at least your son knows how to 'use it' (chasing all the girls). Isn't that great?

comadank 0

there must be alot of ppl on here without kids they get into everything and find everything