Intimacy: Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls... - FML

By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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gordo_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:35

eww thats groos cuz that was in ur ****** and asshole probably and hes touching it

Joies 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:06

Awkward.

RandomFool 5

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:34

#58 that was pretty irrelevant and unnecessary; I'm sure the OP remembers her adolescent years. This is the funniest FML I've seen in a long time. This actually made me 'lol'.

elkodiesbueno 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:06

aaaahahahahahaha

Ibeapirate 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! that's adorable. Sword of Death indeed.

kyeee 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:42

ahahahahahah! this is my alltime favorite for sure.

evansk616 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:45

hahahahahaha that was definitely the funniest FML I've read on this site.

recard123 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:22

Haha that made me giggle in my pants

Petorious09 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:54

Maternal Fail

viiicwhoria14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:37

lmfaoooo most hilarious fml that must have been that teachers most interesting day at work everr.

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