By EdgardoP - 26/06/2012 15:08 - United States - Allentown

Today, I got a cramp while swimming. It took the lifeguard 5 minutes to stop flirting with a girl before trying to help me. FML
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BigBoyBounce 5

The only thing i could thonk of when i read this was Patrick Star.

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koolkat27 13

You probably need more potassium in your diet. That lifeguard sounds like an inconsiderate ass though, sorry:(

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The_F3rris 11

"could you quit drowning? Im trying to get laid."

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live2swim 5

Why do you need a life guard if you have a cramp?....

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bankrupt 15

I agree as well, Pattipan. When we were kids my asshole brother was a lifeguard. He made no effort to disguise the fact that he wanted this job because he thought (correctly, as it turned out) he'd get a lot of snatch doing it. I used to wonder who was watching the pool while was scouting out his next conquest and hoped that no one drowned while he was trying to get into the bikini bottom of some bimbo.

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DerekCorbett 18

It's a cramp… were you really in that much need of help?

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IscoreOnU 19

If he can stay there for five minutes with a cramp he can swim his ass to the side of the pool and get out. And wtf would the lifeguard do give him a massage? Pansy just a pansy

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IPoopedOnU 12

This happened to me when I was younger this fat old lifeguard was flirting with the teenager girls, and I was getting tired but I was in the middle of the lake. And the lifeguard didn't even notice, my brother came and pulled me back to shore.

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